u are a quake addict when:
|u are a quake addict when?
(!) u try to pic up things by just walking through them
(!)u rip off all the wall paper and paint everything a really ugly color so u can see enemies more clearly
(!)...you're in the army and you wonder if you can make the rocketjump over a river
(!)....you actually try the rocketjump
(!).. you've just crashed your car and are trying to explain it was lag
(!)....you jump off a 3 story building onto a first aid kit, and you wonder why it doesn't heal your broken legs
(!)...your homosexual boss shows you his latest chart/plot, and you say: omfg, that's a ghey map!
(!)...you arrive at a birthdayparty empty handed, and try to explain you had some packetloss...
(!)...you say "Owned." to the people behind you when you manage to be the first in the queue at the supermarket.
(!)...you say "Crappy map" when you stumble
(!)....you own a rocket launcher (WTF !???!?)
(!) u jerk off with hunter (OMG lol)
(!)when you press the light-switches with youre whole body
(!)When you think you will only loose 10 health no matter how far you fall
(!)when u dress the same as sarge
(!)when you call your boss a low ping bastard
when your boss calls you a high ping whiner
(!)when keep jumping in the street like a maniac saying: "Duhh! Duhh! Duhh! Duhh! Duhh! Duhh!"
(!)when you call your father 'Sarge'
(!)when you have a Q3 towel
(!)you predict everyone's movement on the street and decide to use either rocket, rail, or lg =D
(!)after having sex with yor girlfriend you say "Good Game" (HEH)
(!)when your foot isfreezing and you accidentaly hit it in the edge of your bed really hard but you don't feel any pain right away and in that fraction of a second you think it's because of the lag.
(!)...at a bar, you order a "mega"
(!)When u'r walking on the street and see theres a man sitting on a benk, u walk towards him and call him a camper :P:P
gosh this is so true!